This book is packed with advice that could save you from straight up murdering people when you travel.
Unlike serious travel books, this one will make you laugh inside your mind where no one will judge you.
A friend told me $2.99 is the optimum amount to charge for an ebook, but it’s easily worth more like $3.29.
“Hands and feet down, the most traveled biped I know in the 48 contiguous states.”
“Crosby has a face for radio, but a nose for travel.”
"Whenever I am on an adventure to a third-world Dictatorland® and need a wingman who I can count on to provide caustic banter, wear homeless skatepunk garb, use regional profanity, and drink like an unemployed stevedore, Pete is my main man. If he’s not available, I call his spirit animal, Anthony Bourdain.”
"Peter has visited some incredible places all over the globe, and now brings that wealth of personal experience to his writing, for all I know."
“Nothing makes me want to leave the country faster than Peter Crosby.”
“Crosby has been doggedly writing online about his international travels since the Palm Pilot epoch. The thought of an actual book collecting those writings and preserving them forever fills me with
Peter Crosby is a college-educated, professional writer who’s been regularly published on such prestigious blogs as The CrosbyReport™ and who won the very real Foster City International Writer’s Contest (Humor) in 2002. He currently lives with his wife and her far too many cats in a "generic suburban office park devoid of culture or street life" just south of San Francisco where he drinks wine and watches TV a lot.
There’s really no need to thank me: Letting you know when you can give me money was the least I could do.
But if you really want to show your appreciation, why not like my Facebook page since you're clearly bored and have nothing better to do.