NOT A MESSY BITCH BINGO!
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE
NOT A MESSY BITCH
and yet...
- You have Konmari'd your home to death but it still doesn't spark joy
- Your WFH set up feels more like Work From Hell
- You keep spending money on sh*t you KNOW you already own but can't find
- You can't muster up the energy to put ALL the plastic bins and hyacinth baskets you bought to good use
NEVER FEAR, MY DEAR
HELP IS HERE.
HI, I'M MONICA AND I HELP YOU:
- Stop feeling like trash in your own home
- Navigate the guilt and shame around clutter
- Understand WHY you clutter
- Create boundaries to keep clutter at bay
- Break the Clutter Cycle
LET ME GUESS.
YOU'VE TRIED IT ALL.
You've read Marie Kondo's The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up; you've carefully studied the techniques of Netflix's home organizing gurus; you've purchased all of BuzzFeed's Spring Cleaning product recommendations; and maybe you've even hired a professional organizer to fix everything for you before... and your home's still a mess.
Here's the thing: most of those strategies did not work because they did not center YOU, nor did they provide you with the accountability you need to see organizing through! If you'd like to stop feeling overwhelmed by your home, you need to first understand where YOUR clutter comes from and transform YOUR relationship with YOUR stuff. Without taking these crucial steps and a having proper support system, you are bound to just keep consuming, cluttering, and reorganizing. Yuck! Life's too short for that. Your home may be a hot mess, but I assure you that you are not. I am here to coach you forward. We can conquer your clutter.
INTRODUCING:
NOT A MESSY BITCH
THE 1-ON-1 ORGANIZATIONAL COACHING PROGRAM FOR CLIENTS WHO WANT TO BREAK THE CLUTTER CYCLE AND CREATE A SUSTAINABLY CALM LIVING SPACE
WHAT TO EXPECT:
- 6 weekly coaching calls with me to help you declutter your space, overcome organizing blocks, and celebrate your progress; 45 mins per session
- Organization of 1-2 spaces within your home
- Investment of $500
- Option to book a la carte sessions for continued support after our 6 week program is over
WEEK 1
GOAL SET & VISUALIZE
In our first session, we will set an intention for your space and how you want to feel in it. This will become the foundation upon which we build your organizing plan. The vision you create for your space will help you stay focused if you get stuck later on during the organizing process, as I will be sure to remind you of the promise that you made to yourself.
WEEKS 2-5
DECLUTTER & ORGANIZE
Don't expect a shopping list from me...at least not until we've cleared all your clutter. Another plastic bin is not going to save you here! We must first distinguish between what has a place in your home and what's no longer serving you. As we work through your things, we will uncover the thought patterns and habits that enable clutter and replace them with mindful practices that will keep clutter to a minimum in the future. I will coach you on which areas to focus on for the most encouraging results. You will also learn how to organize your space so that it is both functional and beautiful. Over the course of a month, you will acquire the tools to organize and maintain any space in your home on your own.
WEEK 6
RELEASE
In our last session, we shall bid your clutter a pain- and guilt-free goodbye! We will re-home these items responsibly, so that they have the least averse impact on the environment and do not burden others. After all, a Not-a-Messy-Bitch never makes her clutter someone else's problem. We will also release any lingering doubts that you have about your ability to keep your home organized all on your own. Congratulations, you did it!
NOT A MESSY BITCH BINGO!
Enter your email to receive a Bingo board and see just how much you're ready to let go of!. When you hit "BINGO!", share on Instagram, tag @make_room_by_monica, and I'll send you some tips on how to tackle your clutter!
