Okay I admit it. I really want you to sign up for my email list. But I promise I won't flood your inbox with garbage (um... except I probably will send you more dad jokes). And if you hate what I'm offering, you can unsubscribe at any time. I promise you won't hurt my feelings even a little bit.
Go look in your inbox and confirm that you wanted to be a part of this and I'll send you the joke.