I came for the crumbling English manor house and fog, I stayed for Auden's floppy hair and seriously the antlers what the hell am I reading and why can't I stop just give me more please I beg you.
These are all fake people, if that's not totally obvious. This is satire and my marketing person wrote it. I would never be this flippant about the pain I subject my readers to. It is serious.
I've sent you a confirmation email to make sure you didn't typo the hell out of your email address.
Not that I've ever, ahem, done that.
Make sure you look for it in your Inbox/Spam/Trash/Magic Mary Poppins folders.
What's next for us!?