What readers are saying about this book

Samantha James

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Stephanie Hart

I came for the crumbling English manor house and fog, I stayed for Auden's floppy hair and seriously the antlers what the hell am I reading and why can't I stop just give me more please I beg you.

These are all fake people, if that's not totally obvious. This is satire and my marketing person wrote it. I would never be this flippant about the pain I subject my readers to. It is serious.