Hey, Friendly Stalkers!

Hello! I'm so excited that you're considering signing up for my newsletter. I feel like I need some kind of good faith pledge here. So, here goes:

-I promise not to curse, very much.
-I won't be sending newsletters daily, or even weekly. Likely it'll be for new releases, sales, news, and giveaways/events.
-I WILL be giving special goodies away to my subscribers.
-I can't guarantee there won't be sarcasm, it's all I know.
-This newsletter definitely isn't all books all the time. Y'all will be getting the most fascinating details of my very non-boring life as an author, wife, mother, chauffeur, maid... you get it.

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-Aimee Brown