Arc Of A Shooting Star

When life gives you a second chance… maybe it's time to put things right?

Catch A Shooting Star

What happens when you do the wrong thing for the right reason?

Fall Of A Shooting Star

The road to salvation is never easy...

What's It All About... Geordie?

Geordie is having problems at home. His best mate, Will Harding offers to lend a hand. What could possibly go wrong?

Out Soon!

Nuts At Christmas

This Christmas the band and their families are invited to spend the week at Will Harding's home with his family. It was his wife's idea... ahem. Will is looking forward to it like a hole in the head.

Eggs Unscrambled

Will is looking forward to a quiet holiday break... at home...  enjoying his own company. His wife has different ideas. Camping? Everyone loves camping... right? Not Will Harding!

I Will Survive

The band has voted to participate in the worldwide hit TV show "I Will Survive". The celebrity participants are dumped on a desert island in the South Pacific, during cyclone season. Everyone is looking forward to it... apart from one person.

Bells At Christmas

Will Harding has only recently returned home from his nightmare stint on Crusoe Island, as part of the I Will Survive reality TV show. He's now looking forward to a relaxing festive season in the bosom of his family and his beloved Yorkshire Dales.

He's a simple man, with simple tastes, despite being a rock 'n' roll God.

However, for Will, nothing is ever simple.

A Sunday dinner with invited guest, Lord Cumberfutch, is about to go very pear shaped when the lord suggests Christmas in a castle, in Scotland!

What could possibly go wrong?

Soul Love - A Day In The Life

Seven people, twenty-four hours... shall we get acquainted?

Love Is The Goal

"Where there is discord, may we bring harmony." Margaret Thatcher – election night victory speech 1979.

Five years later, and reality is somewhat different.

Love On A Roll

Jimmy has hit rock bottom, but Vee is not about to give up on love that easily.

Love Of The Coal - Out 2022

Things go from bad to worse for Jimmy. Tragedy strikes and someone is trying to kill him, but Vee is always there.

Keep On Keeping On

... life is a bowl of soup - grab a fork

Here it is, a collection of the funniest anecdotes, commentaries and timeless recollections you'll ever read - well, maybe not "ever" - but, I digress.

Keep Karma & Carry On

... it's simple - focus, focus, focus

Back by popular indifference. Just what we need... another self-appointed social commentator. Give me strength and pass the morphine!

The Lockdown Diary Blues

I've been through it, you've been through it, we've all been through it...

In case you didn't keep a diary during the "unprecedented" times, don't worry, I kept one for you.

Carry On Rewardless

Did you know that goildfish now have longer attention spans than humans?

(Too late... they've clicked away.)

From the author who just keeps on giving! Some think he should give it a rest...

Keeping On Again!

Get all of the first four books in one handy compendium, and it's cheaper... sometimes.

Stick it on you smartphone, kindle, desktop, laptop or if you've suffered from a brick falling on your head recently... get it in paperback!

The School Report - Before We Were Tsars

A satirical look back at a collection of school reports from yesteryear, when teachers could and would, speak their minds. Prepare yourself for a brutal laugh-riot!

The School Report - The Final Term

A clip around the ear, the cane, the slipper, detention, writing lines and forever standing in line (single file now!) Take a humorous journey back in time to the schooldays of yesteryear when teachers were judge, jury, and executioner!